Ashley Alexandra Dupré’s Celebrity on the Rise

The oldest profession in the world destroyed Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s political career but has created and boosted the celebrity profile of his fellator. Ashley “Kristen” Alexander Dupré, the most famous employee (former employee, excuse me) of the high price escort service the Emperor’s Club VIP, has found tabloid, news and Girls Gone Wild celebrity status.

In the last few weeks, photos of Dupré have circulated the internet. Her MySpace page has gotten over 5 Million hits when her name was released. Two of her singles have been played on radio stations across the country. Now nude photos from her offline (booo!) Emperor’s Club VIP website profile have surfaced.

Many men are not into fake breasts but Dupré’s aren’t egregious and they fit in with the rest of her frame. You would think that an aspiring singer with the new moniker of Professional Call-Girl, Prostitute and Whore would abstain from any and all publicity of the fact. You would be wrong.

Larry Flint of Hustler Magazine has even offered her $1 Million dollars to do the cover and a photo spread inside the magazine. You have got to watch this Ashley Alexandra Dupré News Conference about the whole situation with Spitzer, what’s happened to her and her resignation as a call-girl. It’s hilarious. Here’s an excerpt: “It has been my privilege to let flaccid, self-loathing hypocrites pound my private areas like the beaches at Normandy.”

After research (I can’t believe I looked this stuff up), I found out that an Alabama Hot Pocket is: the art of separating the vagina opening and taking a sh*t inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards). A Greased Inverse Blumpkin was harder to pin down. Greased means: to have sex hardcore and an Inverse Blumpkin is: instead of sh*tting into the toilet, the male sh*ts on the woman’s chest and masturbates into the toilet or sink or anything that might be close enough to work as a receptor of his semen. Maybe these should be my next words of the week. There are a lot of freaks out there.

I found a highly raunchy clip yesterday. It’s described briefly in the youtube clip above. Its supposedly from Alexandra’s much lauded Girls Gone Wild footage. I can’t post it because of what it contains but I sure as hell can link to it. There’s no rule against that, is there? Anyway, this is NSFW and you should not click it around other people unless: they think Alexandra is cute, they are into showers, lesbians and Girls Gone Wild auditions. You been thoroughly warned. Here’s the link.

Source: Urban Dictionary, Egotastic, Youtube

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