Horror film remake Sorority Row is certainly marketing its assets with the plethora of newly released screen captures and promotional pictures of Briana Evigan, Leah Pipes, Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, Margo Harshman, Audrina Patridge, and Caroline D’ Amore. Sorority Row looks generic as hell with an inexplicable plot twist that begins the mayhem: Garrett (Matt O’Leary) thinks he killed his girlfriend Megan (Audrina Patridge), who is only pretending to be dead, and decides to drive a tire jack through her chest. This is one of those logic pot holes we are just supposed to except. Most advertising execs would not be asinine enough to place this major logic fluctuation in their main movie trailer. Obviously, someone said the hell with it and included it. Sorority Row opens on October 2, 2009.