In the name of Dionysus, shut the hell up! Jesus. The first time I went to see Cloverfield, this blatherskite who obviously had already seen it (weird since I saw it opening day) kept talking and talking through the trailers, the film and then the god-damn credits, him and his six or seven friends. Nobody wants to hear your comments (unless you’re a hot girl and your…never mind). In all seriousness though, this situation has happened many times to many people. All of us know its annoying, disruptive and lessens the whole film experience for the bystanders outside of the conservation. So please, in the future, when you see a film in the movie theater: SHUT THE F**K UP!
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