The Vampire Sucks Movie Trailer has premiered. Vampires Suck is directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer and stars Jenn Proske, Ken Jeong, Marcelle Baer, Matt Lanter, Anneliese van der Pol, and Chris Riggi. Vampires Suck‘s s plot synopsis: “a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom. ” I laughed one time during this trailer and thought of laughing a few other times. They actually reused the baseball bat bit from Scary Movie 2. Lame. What is really funny is that actual teens show up at the end of the trailer (The Twilight Team girls), even though the majority of the other characters are supposed to be teens but are acted by actors in their twenties. That makes sense. Vampires Suck opens on August 18, 2010.