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Uwe Boll Petition


There is an Uwe Boll petition going around the internet asking for Uwe Boll to stop making film in any shape or form. This is probably one of the greatest and most needed film petitions in recent history. Uwe Boll has lobotomized many viable film properties to the point of making their characters and story lines absurd. In another director’s hands, these films may not have been noteworthy but would have been immensely more watchable, shot with a finer cinematic eye and put together with a better sense of direction than they were under Boll. I mean, how do you f*ck up a vampire movie staring Natassia Malthe?


All you need are a couple of well placed, semi-nude body shots (like the picture above), kick ass, well choreographed fight scenes, a decent script, a good score and some nice editing. I have seen student films that had some or all of these components in greater degrees than those found in BloodRayne II: Deliverance. Boll said in an interview that he was aware of this petition but wouldn’t pay attention or consider it until it reached a million signatures. So please, P.L.E.A.S.E. sign this petition. My signature was number 86,571. What number is yours?

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A Political Science and MBA grad who started FilmBook during an eCommerce B-School course in 2008. Cinema and TV addict. Former writer at Empire Movies, Blogcritics, and Alternative Film Guide. In addition to writing for FilmBook, he also edits the copy published on the website, manages its writing staff, manages the back-end operations, site finances, its social network accounts, and works with publicists, actors, and companies on press coverage and promotions. He has also created and Trending

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