5 Reasons Why Movies are like Sex

If this picture of Megan Fox does not get you to read the rest of this post, nothing will. I know this isn’t fair, that the pic is persuasion over-kill but I wanted to get your attention.

1.) You have to pay for admission, one way or another.

2.) It usually happens when the lights are out.

3.) The previews are sometimes better than the main event.

4.) You have to sit through rehearsed dialogue to get to the climax.

5.) Sometimes you can’t hold it (urine I mean) until the film is over.

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